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问题：【让子弹飞英语】
答案：↓↓↓ 孙昌国的回答： 网友采纳 让子弹飞英语好不好,不就是孤独闯天下吗0 -"TheEnglishexaminationiscoming,itsaidtobeveryhard,heyguys,whatshouldwedo?" -"theexamisnothorrible,whatishorribleisthatyouarepreparingfortheexamwhileothersarereviewing." -"whatcanIdo?" -"Asong,wait." -"Nowhearme.Youmightlookatyourclassmates'answearonyourleft,yourright,onfront." -"Whatabouttheteachers?" -"Youidiot!It'satechnicalwork." -"What'sthesongyouarehearing?" -"MerryChristmas,maybe.Ilikeit." -"Gotit?" -"Ofcourse.TheChineselyricisonit." -"Hahaha.Master,orwecouldsendittomyEnglishteacher." -"Yeah,goodrelationshipswithanteacherisimportant. Action2: -Heybody,examiscoming.Iwantpassit.sowhataboutacooperate?em,shallItreatyouadinner?okokmyboss,5yuanallright? -toolittle,atleast10yuan -oh,no,Ididn'tsmellorhavefoodforalongtime. -forsure. -Absolutely. -really? -Youwillknowit. -OK. (下一幕) -Thetestingpapar,isn'tit? -Goodthing. -Firstquestion,rightdown27lettersfrommemory. -haha -Nop. -Nop?It'ssoeasy! -Thesecondconstruction,constructwithwords"apple,eatandI"...appleeat -ah,youwrong! -No,I'mnotwrong. -Yousure?itisanappleeatI.Ifyoudon'tbelieveit,wegotoaskteacher. -No. -Youmustbewrong -Imustberight -Forgetit,yourEnglishisevenworsethanyourcaculation.Ifyouareright,Iwillgiveyou5yuan,oh10yuanthistime. -Ihaveaskedteacherabout,hesaid‘allright,youcangetout’.hesaidallright,soIamright. -OhIhavesomethingtodo,byebye. -Heymymoney? -Nexttime,Ipromise Action3 -Youfaildedtheexam. -Yessir,forgodsake,forgiveme,OK? -Youusedtobeahoneststudent? -Areyoukidding?doyoufallonthegroundand -OK,youcanhearmystory.Itried10timesbeforeIpassedit. -Sir,Ihavetriedfor20times.Andhowgreat,youknow? -TobeanEnglishpeople,20timesisjustagate. -SirIhavetriedfor30years. -shutup! -ohdearsir,letmepass -en?whatcanIgetfor. -Ofcourse. -What?What'smore -Myuglyface. -whatdoyoumean. -Iwilldispear -YoumeanifIletyoupass.. -IpromiseIwilldispearrightnow.Iknowyoudon'twanttoseeusanymore,andwedon'twanttobotheryoueither. -OK,youpassitandyoutoo!Carryyourthings,getoutfrommysight! 写是写了,有些发音实在奇妙到无法辨识.中文的字幕也有些问题,我懒得纠正了. 如果你要参考这里的发音组句来说/学英文,我可以很明确的预言,你毁了. 另外我还想PS一句,从头听到尾,你还敢再折磨一点吗?敢不敢!敢不敢!! 吐血.OTZ | 
