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Have you ever been outsmarted by an animal? 你被动物的聪明打败过吗？ 获得16.9k好评的回答@Alice S. Hattie: Oh yes, but to be fair it was two against one. 是的，但公平点说，是被两个动物打败的，不是一个。 I was lying down on the couch enjoying a lovely piece of cheesecake when Marmalade the cat, who was not an overly friendly cat, jumped on my stomach and began demanding pets with the hand that held the last and most delicious piece of cheesecake. 我躺在睡椅上，享受着一块美味的芝士蛋糕，这时我那只不是很友善的猫Marmalade跳到我的肚子上，想让我用拿着最后一块最美味蛋糕的手抚摸它。 I was not about to have a hairy piece of cheesecake nor was I about to share. So I extended my arm far far away from the cat, so far in fact it was no longer even on the couch at all. My arm and the piece of cheesecake that was being held between my thumb and forefinger were sort of dangling in midair between the couch and coffee table. 我可不想吃粘了毛的蛋糕，也不想跟它分享。所以我把胳膊伸得离猫很远很远，远到胳膊都不在睡椅上了，我的胳膊和那块用拇指和食指捏着的蛋糕都悬在睡椅和咖啡桌之间的半空中，。 Out of nowhere like some sort of dog ninja our shepherd ever so delicately removed the piece of dangling cheesecake from my fingers and waltzed away very casually. The suddenly needy affection-seeking cat pounced off me and followed suit. | 
