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You're likely a fan of Flamin' Hot Cheetos because I presume you are a living, breathing, human being on Earth and all of us love Flamin' Hot Cheetos soooo. Either way, in case those aren't quite hot enough for you, Cheetos announced today that it is releasing another snack into its Flamin' Hot line-up for a limited time and it'll have your reaching for the water. 只要你是活的会呼吸的地球上的人类，你可能就超爱热辣芝士奇多脆条，因为我们所有人都超级超级喜欢热辣芝士奇多脆条。不管怎样，以防有人觉得脆条还不够辣，奇多今天宣布热辣系列要限时推出一款新品，一定让你辣到找水喝。 Cheetos just announced Flamin' Hot Pepper Puffs which are the hottest Flamin’ Hot chips ever. They're similar to the hot Cheetos you already love but they're bright red and shaped like peppers so you know they're the real deal...and by the real deal I mean REALLY spicy. 奇多刚刚宣布“热辣粟米条”是“热辣薯条”中最辣的，和你喜爱的辣“奇多”差不多，但它是鲜红色，形状像辣椒，你就知道它真的是名副其实了，我的意思是真的够辣。 Despite how hot these are, I know at least I am up the challenge and will enjoy them the way I do all hot Cheetos—with a splash of lime and by using chopsticks, as the universe intended. Other things I want to do? Put them on a sandwich, put them next to a sandwich, eat them after I eat a sandwich...I just really want a sandwich right now. | 
