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I woke up with drool on my pillow this morning. 早上醒来时，我发现枕头上有一滩口水 I wouldn't have minded except it wasn't mine. 或许我不应该介意，可是那不是我的口水 The alarm clock rang, 闹钟响了起来 I reached over to turn it off, 我探身过去关掉了它 and then as I laid my face back down on the pillow 接着躺回床上，脸埋进枕头里 I felt the wet, slimy drool on my pillow case. 我感到枕头上又湿又粘的口水已经流到了脸上 I opened my eyes 我睁开眼睛 and saw a smiling, panting, furry face gazing down at me. 看到一张毛乎乎的脸盯着我微笑，嘴巴直喘气 I tried to get up but she was too fast. 我想要坐起身，可是她动作太快了 My face was suddenly covered in kisses 我的脸突然被一阵亲亲湮没 with one slurp going straight up my nostril 其中一吻，它的舌头径直戳到了我的鼻孔里 and another right in my ear. 还有一吻，舌头舔到了我的耳朵里 I laughed, reached out, 我大笑起来，伸手去抚摸它 picked up the 8 pound love machine 把这只8磅重的激情动物抱住 and held her away from my dripping face. | 
