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——一只猪的思考 ——Thinking about a pig 我是一只猪。 I am a pig. 这时你脑子里肯定会出现一幅图画：臭气熏天的猪圈里，一群肮脏的猪正在抢食吃。 At this time, you must have a picture in your mind: a group of dirty pigs are eating in the stinking pigsty. 错！这只是一般猪的形象，我承认，我们大多数猪兄猪弟的形象不太好，但也有个别例外，那个例外就是我，一只会思考的猪，一只智商很高的猪。所以下次在骂别人猪脑子的时候，请先注意一下，因为猪中也有聪明的，比如说我。 Wrong! This is just the image of ordinary pigs. I admit that most of our pig brothers are not very good, but there are some exceptions. That exception is me, a thinking pig, a pig with a high IQ. So next time you scold other people's pig brains, please pay attention first, because there are smart pigs, such as me. 最近我对人的生活产生了兴趣，于是就拼命地想尽一切办法去老王（看守我们的）那儿看电视。本来老王很不情愿，说你一只猪懂什么；但后来见我看得兴致勃勃，终于也不再干涉了。 Recently, I became interested in people's life, so I tried my best to go to Lao Wang's place to watch TV. At first, Lao Wang was reluctant to tell me what you know about a pig, but later he saw me with great interest and finally stopped interfering. | 
