首先,我的承认我是个胆小的悲观的女孩。 First of all, I admit that I am a timid and pessimistic girl. 看过09年春晚《不差钱》小品之后,小沈阳说过的“人的一生很短暂,有的时候跟睡觉是一样的,眼睛一闭,一挣,一天过去了,眼睛一闭,不挣,这辈子就过去了......”这就话一直让我感到惴惴不安,因为我很害怕某一刻我真的眼睛一闭就再也睁不开。我曾天真的认为,我时好人,我会例外。然而某一天的下午,我突然感觉睡意朦胧,眼睛一闭,挣扎了几下,真的还睁不开...... After reading the 2009 Spring Festival Gala "not bad money" sketch, Xiao Shenyang said that "people's life is very short, sometimes it's the same as sleeping, once the eyes are closed, once earned, one day has passed, once the eyes are closed, not earned, this life will pass..." this words has always made me feel uneasy, because I'm very afraid of a moment when I really can't open my eyes again. I was naive to think that when I was a good person, I would be the exception. However, one afternoon, I suddenly felt sleepy, my eyes closed, struggling for a few times, really can't open 等我清醒过来的时候,我被两个没有下巴的家伙反剪着双手推着踉跄着来到一个殿前,突然就有人大喊:“大王,这家伙是该入天堂还是该入地狱呢?” When I woke up, I was pushed by two guys without Chins to a temple. Suddenly someone shouted: "king, should this guy go to heaven or hell?" |