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凭借《金星秀》中的“口无遮拦”迅速走红的金星号称“毒舌女王”，殊不知国外也有和金姐一样犀利的“毒舌教母”琼·里弗斯*琼·里弗斯语录* I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. 我做了这么多整容手术，等我死了以后他们可以把我的遗体捐给特百惠I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. 我从不锻炼。如果上帝想让我弯弯腰，那他必须在地上铺满钻石。 The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud. 时尚杂志建议女人穿适合自己年龄的衣服。如果是这样我岂不是要穿裹尸布。 My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. 我的产科医师太蠢了，在我生孩子的时候他居然忘记剪断脐带。结果那个孩子足足跟了我一年，我走到哪她跟到哪，简直像是牵了一条狗。 I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. 我希望我能有个双胞胎姐妹，这样我就能知道没有整容的我是个什么样子。 I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives that keep me going. | 
