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画里的我，浓眉大眼，一个小小的蒜头鼻，一张圆圆的脸，短短的头发，正在开心的笑着。现实中的我十分爱笑，也很幽默。一次，朋友对我说：“我突然想尝尝人肉包子是什么味道。”我笑道：“那你去找孙二娘呗。”她说：“我不找她，我找孙大娘。”我笑得更厉害了：“孙大娘早就不在人世了。”她也笑了起来：“那我找孙三娘。”我继续笑：“老三尚未出世，需再等n年，n大于三百万。“她歪着头悻悻地说：“那我只好找孙二娘了。”我强忍住笑说：“孙二娘因贩卖人肉包而被水浒市派出所刑事拘留，暂停营业。”说完，我们都笑作了一团。我还喜欢给别人讲笑话，平时看一看笑话书，把好笑的笑话都记住，有空就讲给别人听，有时谈到什么话题，我都会想起一个有关的笑话，比如谈到老外，我就会想起有关老外的笑话。我讲的笑话常常逗得大家哈哈大笑，我在班里是大家的“开心果”。 In the painting, I have big eyebrows, a small garlic nose, a round face, short hair, and am smiling happily. In reality, I like to laugh very much, and I'm also very humorous. Once, my friend said to me, "all of a sudden, I want to taste the human meat bun." "I smile:" then you go to find sun Er Niang She said, "I'm not looking for her. I'm looking for Aunt sun." I laughed even more: "aunt sun has long been dead." She also smiled: "then I'll find sun Sanniang." I continued to laugh: "the third child has not yet been born. I need to wait another n years. N is more than 3 million. "She tilted her head and said angrily," then I have to find sun erniang. " I couldn't help but smile and say, "sun erniang was detained by Shuihu police station for selling human flesh bags, and her business was suspended." After that, we all laughed together. I also like to tell jokes to others. I usually read a joke book, remember all the funny jokes, and tell them to others when I have time. Sometimes when I talk about any topic, I will think of a relevant joke. For example, when I talk about foreigners, I will think of jokes about foreigners. My jokes often make everyone laugh. I am everyone's "happy fruit" in my class. | 
