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北京的夏天闷热得像被一条无尽的湿纱布包裹着。可悲的是，这座有幸拥有地球上最时尚靓丽女性的伟大城市，也是一群呆笨男人的容身之地。这些人认为消暑的最好方法是把裤腿卷至膝盖，把衬衫撩至啤酒肚上方。而现在，这样的人越来越多。 By Murray Greig Disclaimer: The writer is a socially awkward and emotionally stunted Canadian whose high school graduation class voted him “most likely to be found dead in a cheap hotel room.” Since he is barely capable of dressing himself, any inference of sartorial acumen in the following commentary should be taken under advisement. 免责声明：本文作者是一个不擅社交，情商又低的加拿大人。他曾在高中三年级时被同学票选为“最有可能被发现死在廉价旅社的人”。因为他几乎不会打扮自己，因此，下文中任何涉及着装技巧的言论都请慎重采纳。 As summer's swelter envelops Beijing like an endless strip of sweat-soaked gauze, it's painfully apparent that this great city, blessed with some of the most beautiful and stylish women on the planet, is also home to an expanding legion of dorky men who believe the ideal way to beat the heat is to roll up their trousers to knee level and hike their shirts above their beer bellies. 北京的夏天闷热得像被一条无尽的湿纱布包裹着。可悲的是，这座有幸拥有地球上最时尚靓丽女性的伟大城市，也是一群呆笨男人的容身之地。这些人认为消暑的最好方法是把裤腿卷至膝盖，把衬衫撩至啤酒肚上方。而现在，这样的人越来越多。 | 
