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The Perks of Being an Only Child I am writing to you to let you know that I FORBID you to ever have a child that isn't me. Under no circumstances will I allow you to reproduce ever again. Everything is currently all about me, and it better stay that way. I do not want to share my toys, my clothes, my bedroom, or the perks of being the only non-working person to benefit from your hard-earned income. With warm regards and all my selfish love. p.s. The only thing I would possibly consider accepting would be an identical twin. 独生子女的特权 我写这封信是想让你们知道我禁止你们再生一个小孩！我要成为你们唯一的孩子。无论如何，我都不会同意你们在生养第二个孩子。现在任何事都是以我为中心，而且这种现状最好不要改变。我不想分享我的玩具、衣服、房间，以及你们辛苦挣来的工资。作为家中唯一一个不用工作的人，我要独自享用这一切特权。 这封信致以诚挚的问候和我自私的爱。 又及：也许我是双胞胎的话，我还是勉强可以接受的！ | 
