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We recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their computers. Here are their stories. 最近我们请人们讲了讲自己那些弄坏电脑的最蠢行为。下面就是他们讲述的故事。 1. Try not to cook your laptop. 别用你的笔记本烧菜 I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk. 有一次我喝醉了，把笔记本当成了微波炉用的餐盘。 2. Don't whip your hair too enthusiastically. 甩头发的时候不要太热情洋溢 My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smith's song “Whip My Hair”. I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the floor. Not my proudest moment. 我大二的时候，有一次我和室友一起听维罗·史密斯的歌《头发甩甩》。我甩头发用力过猛，以致我的笔记本从腿上飞了出去，砸到地上了。 3. Keep in mind that sometimes, even ants can't save you. 记住，有时候就算蚂蚁也救不了你 I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard. The keys all press themselves now. I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been done. The ants did a good job cleaning it out, though. 我不小心把一大碗热乎乎的土豆泥倒在键盘上了。键盘上的按键都开始自行其是了。我把笔记本放在室外，希望蚂蚁来吃掉土豆泥，我的笔记本就得救了，然而这也无济于事。不过蚂蚁还是帮我把键盘清理的蛮干净的。 | 
