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Task 1. 10am: Put a just-fed, super-sleepy octopus in a crib. Attempt to get all eight limbs into the small eight holes of an octopus sleeping bag. It screams, because it's a new species of screaming octopus. 早晨10点任务一：把刚刚喂好、困顿无比的小八爪鱼放到婴儿床里。试试看把八肢放进八爪鱼睡袋的八个洞洞里。八爪鱼惊声尖叫，因为这是爱嚎叫的新品种八爪鱼。 Task 2. 11am: Pick up 10kg of flour from the supermarket. Whilst carrying it, continue normal tasks, including smiling when strangers poke your flour and ask its gender. At two-hourly-intervals during your day, stick a pencil into the flour so it leaks out everywhere, then wash the ensuing floor mess and your clothes, re-package the flour, and carry on with the rest of your day, whilst never putting down the flour. 早晨11点任务二：从超市选购10公斤面粉。背面粉的时候，常规任务继续，包括陌生人戳你面粉问性别时你得微笑。白天每隔两小时，戳一支铅笔到面粉里，面粉撒漏一地，接踵而来的是衣服沾粉、满地狼藉，你着手清洗、重新装好面粉袋，接下来的时间继续忙活，但绝不能放下那袋面粉。 Task 3. 12pm: Wearing your best top, pour some water over both breast regions and go out for the afternoon. Every hour, add a splat of smelly thick white liquid to your top. Every meal time, ask your dining companion to throw colourful food at you, ideally staining foods. | 
