1. Make a show of describing your “terrible” journey to work. 作秀般地讲述可怕的上班之路。 2. Go to the canteen to buy toast to recover. 去餐厅买点烤面包填饱肚子。 3. Make a cup of tea. 泡一杯茶。 4. Have a quick look at the news on the internet while you eat your toast. 吃烤面包的同时,快速浏览下网页资讯。 5. Check Facebook. 刷刷脸书。 6. Check Twitter. 看看推特。 7. Check Instagram. 玩玩图片分享。 8.Check Facebook again. 再刷刷脸书。 9. Click on an enticing link about a celebrity. 点开一则有关明星的资讯链接。 10. Have a look at your emails. 382! 看一眼邮箱,发现竟然有382封邮件! 11. Decide you need to “get on top of your inbox” before you get stuck into work. 埋头工作前,决定看看第一封邮件。 12. Think you could probably do with another cup of tea before you crack on. 开始辛苦的工作前,觉得可能要再来杯茶。 13. Offer your whole department a cup of tea. 给整个部门的同事沏茶。 14. What, no milk left? Sure, you don’t mind nipping out for some! 什么,没有牛奶了?溜出去买点牛奶! |