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萌萌哒乔治王子2岁啦！2岁的娃都学会啥技能了？其实王室家族的娃和平民百姓的一毛一样，都是爱哭爱闹爱捣蛋的熊孩子。英国电讯报总结了乔治王子目前为止会做的事，并寄语威廉王子和凯特王妃——家家都有熊孩子，接下来的一年……珍重！ 1. Become a master of combat 1. 做个对抗高手 There is no pain like biting, hair-pulling, pinching and the following patented manoeuvres: 没有哪一种疼痛可以和撕咬、拉扯头发、捏掐相较，以下专利花招一样如此： Donkey-kicking during nappy changes 换尿布时和小毛驴一样拳打脚踢 The raised arms shoulder-socket release to avoid being picked up 耸起肩膀抬起胳膊不让抱 The arched back or “planking”to avoid being strapped into the buggy/car seat. 弓起背部、“绷直”身体，不肯坐进小推车或汽车座椅、不让系安全带。 2. Learn to whine before you can talk 2. 会说话前，先学会咿咿呀呀 Every phone call you receive or make from now on will be drowned out by blood-curdling screams of “Dadddeee!”. George will delight in this. For Kate, this could mean frantic scrabbling for the phone while she tries to converse with housekeepers at an audible volume while trying to hold her handset as high up in the air as possible, still attached to her ear. | 
