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1. "I got sick from the food we ate at a restaurant, it did not agree with my stomach. On the freeway on the way home, I just couldn't 'hold it' anymore. My date kindly and quickly pulled off the road on an offramp, and I jumped out. It was desert terrain... No bushes!“ 饭店吃的东西让我的胃很不舒服。在回家的高速公路上，我再也忍不住了。跟我约会的那个人很好心地快速把车驶入匝道，我立马跳出来，那是荒山野岭啊……没有灌木丛！” In the cool night air, with only my date's car shielding me from the freeway, I had to relieve myself to end my gastrointestinal torture. When I was done... no toilet paper. My date went to his trunk and retrieved one of his custom-tailored white French-cuff suit shirts that was supposed to be dropped off at the cleaners the next morning... He donated the shirt to my cause. We left the shirt by the road side, BTW. 那个夜晚还有点凉风，在高速公路上，只有那辆车挡着我，我必须要解决我的肠胃问题。我结束之后……发现没有厕纸。跟我约会的那个人从车里拿了一件他的定制白色双层袖口西装衬衫，这件衣服第二天本来应该是要扔去洗衣店的……他因为我的原因奉献出了那件衬衫。顺便提一下，后来我们把那件衬衫扔在路边了。 Although totally embarrassed and humiliated, I got back into the car. Not only did my date handle the entire situation with compassion (although he still calls me Freeway), he took me back to the restaurant and raised a little hell about the incident their food had just created. We not only continued to date, we married and just celebrated 17 years in April. | 
