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女汉子:我不需要男人的11个理由

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Here are the 11 reasons a woman can do perfectly well without a man. Whether youre married or single, theyre sure to strike a chord.

以下就是女人没有男人也可以棒棒哒的11个理由。不论你是结婚了还是单身狗,它们都一定会引起你的共鸣。

1)The TV remote control is a device that changes channelsit is not a life-support system. I do not need a man who thinks it is and has to have it prised out of his hands.

电视遥控器是用来换频道的设备——它不是个生命维持系统!我不需要一个这样想的男人,还总是把遥控器攥在手里紧紧不放!

2)I like my bathroom sink to be sparkly and clean. I do not need a man to leave foamy bristles all over it.

我就是喜欢亮闪闪的干净的浴室。我不需要男人把沾满泡沫的胡须毛发掉一地。

3)I can cook a meal without using every pot and pan in the kitchen. I dont need a man to turn it into a bombsite.

我用不着用上厨房里的所有盆和所有锅来做一顿饭!我不需要个男人把厨房变成爆炸屋!

4)I dont need a man to come home and spend two hours telling me about his day without once asking me about mine.

我不需要一个男人踏进家门就喋喋不休两个小时,告诉我他的一天如何如何,却一次也没问过我!

5)Laundry needs to be done on different wash cycles. I dont need a man to ruin my cashmere by not reading the labels.

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