It's the dilemma that haunts every British homeowner: how safe are my children from a zombie apocalypse? A Leeds merchant has finally answered public concerns by making a undead-proof shed - which will set you back a mere £69,995, plus £20,780 for installation, CCTV, riot gear and solar panels. 英国房主一直有个难题:一旦真的有僵尸来袭如何让孩子免受伤害?面对公众的担心英国利兹市的一个商人制作了一个防僵尸小屋。69995英镑,加上安装CCTV、防爆装置和太阳电池板所需的20780英镑,你就能拥有它。 The so-called Zombie Fortification Cabin also has an escape hatch, an interior garden, weapons storage and a 360-degree vantage point, all with a ten-year anti-zombie guarantee. A flamethrower or water cannon, however, will cost you extra. 这个所谓的僵尸防御木屋设有一个逃生口、一个内部菜园、一间武器存储室和360度视角火力点,而且可以有抵御僵尸侵袭的10年质保。要是多花点钱还能配备火焰喷射器和水炮。 Designed just in time for Halloween, the shed - ZFC1 for short - has not yet had any buyers, but that hasn't stopped it attracting a wide range of reviews on its manufacturer's website.One, Shaun of the Dead, called it the 'Winchester of Log Cabins' adding: 'In my time I’ve had little respect as an electronics shop employee, with no real direction in life. But when I bought this Zombie proof log cabin I became the envy of all my neighbors! |