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RACHEL “It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it is a big deal!” “I don’t want you to buy me a hat. I’m saying I am a hat! It’s a metaphor, Daddy!” “Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.” “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?” ROSS “We were on a break!” “You’re over me? When were you ever… under me?” “You ate my sandwich? My sandwich?” “I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the sweat or my legs expanded from the heat. I can’t put them back on!” PHOEBE “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your faa-aa-ult.” “Something’s wrong with the left phalange!” “If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.” “Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say... Mine’s going to say: 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.’” MONICA “OK, I’m responsible, I’m organised, but hey, I can be a kook.” “Everyone knows the basic seven erogenous zones.” “He told me about your apartment. And, well, I couldn’t sleep thinking about it. So would it be OK if I cleaned it?” | 
