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1.Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declared: “I love my daughter sooo much.” Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. 1.炫耀无需声明的爱：“我太太太太爱我的女儿了！” 分析：这种人是在寻求认同感。他们不把这种爱告诉至亲，却选择昭告全世界。 2.Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!” Analysis: A very boring life. 2.事无巨细地汇报每日行程：“要去吃晚餐看电影啦！” 分析：实在是无趣的人生阿。 3.Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :(" Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends. 3.发一些跟健康有关的内容，再配上相应的表情：“今天感觉不太好:(” 分析：无聊，连填字游戏都玩不明白。 4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.” Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them directly. | 
