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1. Mondays. 万恶的星期一。 2. Finding a great parking space but then realizing that you won’t fit. 找到一处很不错的停车位，但是发现自己的车开不进去。 3. Having to pee really bad when you’re stuck in traffic. 堵车时内急，很急很急的那种。 4. Waking up before your alarm goes off. 闹钟未响，人已先醒。 5. Unexpectedly sitting on something wet. 一屁股坐到了湿湿的东西上。 6. A car alarm repeatedly going on off in the middle of the night. 午夜，街道上响起了绵绵不绝的汽车报警器。 7. Forgetting your phone at home. 出门忘记带手机。 8. Seeing your ex open a successful cupcake bakery. 看见前任开了一家很诱人的蛋糕店。（进去，多么尴尬；不进去，吃货备受煎熬啊！） 9. Waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park, only to get to the front exactly when it gets closed for maintenance. 在游乐园为了一个项目排长队，辛辛苦苦排到了前面后，这个游乐设施却刚好要关闭维护了。 10. Hangnails. 指甲旁长了倒刺。 11. Pushing the fourth floor button on an elevator and then watching someone hit both buttons for floors TWO AND THREE. 在电梯里按了4层，结果有人上来把2层和3层都按了。 | 
