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A Bristol graphic designer who was ripped off by an internet seller has turned to Shakespeare to get his revenge. 在英国西部的港口城市布里斯托尔，一位平面设计师被一个网上卖家骗了，他让莎士比亚帮他报仇了。 Edd Joseph, 24, who lives in the city with his girlfriend, was furious when he bought a PS3 games console for £80 and the seller failed to deliver the goods. 24岁的艾德·约瑟夫和女朋友定居在布里斯托尔，得知自己在网上花80英镑买的PS3游戏机卖家没有发货时，他非常愤怒。 So Edd decided to take his revenge by sending him the entire works of the Bard - by text. 所以艾德决定报仇——把莎士比亚所有的作品全文用短信形式发给那个卖家。 Edd discovered he could copy the words from the internet and paste them into a text message - without costing him a penny on his unlimited mobile phone package. 艾德发现他可以从网上复制文字再粘贴到短信里，而他自己因为有无限的手机短信包而不用花一个子儿。 He sends it as one text but his victim can only receive them in 160 character chunks - meaning the 37 works of Shakespeare will buzz through in 29,305 individual texts. 他只用一条短信就能发送整部书的内容，但是他的复仇对象每次只能接收160个字符——意味着莎士比亚的37部作品将会通过29305条短信向他“嗡嗡嗡”地狂轰乱炸。 | 
