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“We’ll be sure to keep your resume on hand for future opportunities!” “我们会保留你的简历，将来有合适的职位再通知你。” No you won’t. You deleted this email thread 5 seconds after you sent this email. You emptied my resume into your trash bin and quoted parts of my cover letter to your employees over lunch to make them laugh. 不，你们不会的。你发好这封邮件后马上就删了。我的简历被扔进垃圾桶，你们茶余饭后还会取笑我求职信里的内容。 “A lot of people are in the same position as you are!” “很多人跟你们的情况相同。” I believed you until I turned on the TV and saw all the teenagers in the commercials for the upcoming winter olympics. 我相信你们的话，直到我看电视看到冬奥会广告里的少年们。 “We really value all of our applicants and take time to observe each letter and resume carefully!” “我们重视每个申请者，而且花时间仔细看每封求职信和简历。” No you don’t. 你们才不会呢。 “This is just opening the path for something better to come along!” “这只是开始，会有更好的职位等着你。” If by better you mean deferring student loans and picking up applications from Starbucks and Subway…then yes. 如果“更好”是说借不到学生贷款以及去星巴克和地铁站打工的话，你们没说错。 | 
