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某人在网上发帖问："In case I want to jump off a tall building, what would be the proper way to go about it?"（如果我想从高楼上跳下去，用什么方式比较合适呢？）不知道这位网友是出于什么想法，反正不要以为回帖者会好心劝你不要干傻事，大家都幸灾乐祸着呢，来看看他们怎么回答吧！ Do a Swan Dive and hope you grow feathers before you hit the bottom. 来个燕式跳（直体向前跳）吧，希望你在掉地上前长出羽毛来。 Many like the Swan Dive. But try the Cannonball for the best effect. Or you can get Fancy and do a Full Gainer with a Half Twist. 很多人喜欢燕式跳，不过建议你试试抱膝跳，那样能达到最好的效果。或者你也可以选择花式跳，来个反身翻腾一周加半转体。 Advertise the event so you will have plenty of witnesses to verify that you are of sane mind. Oh, and do make sure you wear a nice outfit along with clean underwear...we wouldn't want you to be embarrassed. 记得四处去宣传下你要跳楼的事，那样才能有足够的目击者证实你脑子没病。还有务必穿上好看的外套和干净的内衣……我们可不想你感到难为情。 If you're hell bent on doing this, determine first whether you are top or bottom heavy. The laws of gravity state that the heavier end will eventually end up on the bottom. Armed with that knowledge, you can make necessary adjustments to suit your fall. Happy landing! | 
