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股东建议马桶改蹲厕以提振股价

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因前景黯淡、股价持续走低,日本野村证券的一位股东近日提出数项建议以期提振股价,其中一条建议为,将公司所有卫生间的马桶换为传统的蹲厕。这位股东表示,蹲厕可以帮助强健腰腿,稳固下盘,这样公司的股价也会随之稳定并上升到四位数的高价位。野村证券的股价自2008年底降至1000日元以下之后,再未回到过此价位。这位股东提出的其他建议还有:将公司名称改为“蔬菜控股公司”;取消年度股东大会上举臂三呼“万岁”的做法,因为有些股东有狐臭。

With investment banks facing an uncertain future, one Nomura shareholder has come up with a novel suggestion to help to boost its share price: replace all office toilets with Japanese-style squat facilities.

"All toilets within the company's offices shall be Japanese-style toilets, thereby toughening the legs and loins and hunkering down on a daily basis, aiming at achieving four-digit stock prices," the shareholder said on the bank's website ahead of this month's annual meeting on June 27.

"The company can surely avoid failure if they straddle over a Japanese-style toilet every day and strengthen their lower body. If it cannot, it can only be accepted as a bad luck."

Under Japanese law, shareholders who have held at least 30,000 shares for six months or more can make their own proposals at annual meetings.

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