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凤姐看不上林书豪 因为林书豪不够帅

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随着林书豪在全球大热,不少网友发现林书豪的本人条件竟然完全符合凤姐的择偶标准!不少网友纷纷表示没想到红如林书豪,最终也逃不过凤姐的魔掌...就在这个时候,凤姐在微博上表示林书豪长得不够帅,而且篮球又不能当饭吃。林书豪就这样活生生地被凤姐抛弃了,引起网友们的热烈讨论。

凤姐的炒作我们已经习惯了,这次凤姐语出惊人也是我们早就预料到的事情。按照凤姐的逻辑,这个世界上大部分男人都对她有意思,为了让凤姐安心,咱就为凤姐支招:怎样甩掉男朋友而又把对他的伤害降低到最小?!

1. Choose a day to dump your boyfriend. Make sure it is a completely insignificant date. Don't add insult to injury by breaking up with him on his birthday, Valentine's Day or the anniversary of the day his dog died.

甩掉男朋友需要挑日子。不要在特殊的日子里把人家甩了,比如他的生日、情人节、交往周年纪念日或者是他的爱犬死掉的纪念日。

2. Keep your distance for at least a week prior to the date you have set. Don't call, message or visit your boyfriend during this time. If he calls you or stops by, tell him you are busy. This gives you time to consider what to say and to be certain you really want to go through with it. Your boyfriend is also likely to sense that something is up, and will (hopefully) start to prepare himself emotionally.

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