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单身男女最恨的九大问题 The good thing about being single is that people are usually pretty willing to talk about your romantic life, because, let's face it, it's probably more entertaining than that of your seriously coupled-up friends. 单身的好处之一是人们往往很愿意谈论你浪漫的感情生活，面对现实吧，你的生活显然比那些已经成双成对的朋友来得丰富多彩些。 The bad news? Sometimes, people will want to talk about your love life regardless of whether or not you're in the mood to talk about it. And they will have opinions. And questions. And if you're single for long enough, a lot of these are gonna start sounding the same... 缺点呢？有时候，即便是你不想谈的时候，人们还是会抓着你的感情生活喋喋不休。而且他们总是有说不完的意见和问题。如果你单身的时间长了，就会一直听到下面这些换汤不换药的话： 1. "Are you seeing someone? Why not?" “你有对象了吗？为什么没有呢？” Amazingly, I get this question at least once a week. At least once a week! It's fun to turn the question around to the asker. "Why are you in a relationship?" "Because I'm in love!" "Right, well, I'm not." End of discussion! 你可能不相信，但我每周最少都能被问到一次这问题。一周一次还是最少的！想要找点乐子的话，我就会反问提问的人：“那你为什么有对象了呢？” “因为我找到爱情了啊。” “太对了，我就是没找到啊。” 讨论结束！ | 
