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Being engaged is all about going to cake tastings, being forced to have an opinion on centerpieces, and answering “how did you propose” about one billion times. Women expect to hear something romantic, like you swooped down on a flying unicorn and popped the question as you flew past the sunset. No one wants to hear that you asked her during halftime to order some more wings and/or marry you. Avoid looking like a completely douchebag by not proposing in any of the following ways. 订婚了就要到处张罗：品尝蛋糕，发表订婚感言，还得不厌其烦地无数次回答：“你是怎么求婚的？” 这个问题。女人喜欢听到很浪漫的求婚戏码，比方说你在夕阳的背景下骑着飞行的独角兽，突然冲到她面前向她求婚。没人会喜欢你在去订鸡翅的半路上问她要不要嫁给你。不想做个讨厌鬼，就别像下面这几种方式求婚： 7. The Post-Pregnancy Proposal 奉子求婚 Since it’s not the 1950′s anymore and out-of-wedlock mothers aren’t required to wear the scarlet letter, there’s no reason to pop the question just because she’s pregnant. Getting married won’t change the fact that a baby is coming and all your beer money is now going to be going into the diaper fund. Do the gentleman-like thing, ask for the kid to be named after you, write her a check for 18 years of child support, and get a vasectomy. 现在已经不是20世纪50年代了，未婚先孕的妈妈也不会被钉上耻辱柱受世俗的指责，所以不用在她怀孕的时候突然求婚。结婚不会改变孩子马上要出生而你的零花钱得全部用作奶粉钱的事实。有点绅士风度，真诚地请求让这个孩子跟你姓，给她写张支票支付孩子未来18年的抚养费，然后去做结扎绝育手术。 | 
