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What is the weirdest reason teachers have heard for a student being absent? 老师听过的学生旷课最奇葩的理由是什么？ 获得7.4k好评的回答@Anagha Manoharan： Shall I nominate my earliest lie for this? 我能分享一下我第一个旷课理由吗？ Sleeping in classroom and getting caught for that, was my routine when I was 3–5 years old. Then one day I was on leave and the next day my teacher asked me for the reason. Then, with utter helplessness, I gave this excuse. 在教室睡觉被抓是我3-5岁时的常事。后来有一天我一天没上学，第二天老师问我原因。在超级无助的情况下，我编了这个理由。 Me: “I was sleeping Ma'am”. 我：“我在睡觉，老师。” Teacher: “Sleeping for one whole day?” 老师：“睡一整天？” Me: “Yes ma'am my mom never allows me to sleep at night. That's why I sleep often during class.” 我：“是的，老师，我妈妈从来不让我晚上睡觉，所以我才经常上课睡觉。” Teacher: “But why would she not allow?” 老师：“你妈妈为什么不让你睡觉呢？” Me: “We are preparing for the final exams”. 我：“我们在准备期末考试。” My teacher called my mom up and said she almost believed in my lie because of the innocence she felt, until she heard a kindergarten kid was preparing sleeplessly for the final exams, that comes after 6 months. | 
