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Have you ever been so completely in love with your girlfriend that you just knew you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her? Me neither. So I'm gonna tell you how to dump that bitch。 你有过如此深爱着你的女友以致你想要跟她共度余生吗？我也没有。所以我将告诉你怎样甩掉她。 1.Insult her style 贬低她的穿着风格 How do I look? 我看上去怎么样 You look like a cow. 你看上去像头奶牛 Well, fuck you! Asshole! 混蛋！ Great! 棒极了！ 2.Play World of Warcraft 玩魔兽世界 Let tanks get aggro before you start DPS. What? NO! Don't stand in the fire. Go! OK. Oh God damn it! I need a healer up here。在启动DPS前先启动坦克。什么，哦，不。不要呆在火里！上！好的。哦，该死！我这需要治疗。 What're you doing? 你在做什么 Shut the fuck up! I'm raiding. 闭嘴，我在袭击 Wow! 哦天哪！ 3.Cheat on her 劈腿吧 Hi, free for dinner? 嗨，有空吃晚餐吗？ No, sorry. I'm busy tonight. Oh, Anthony, I love you so much. I love you too, new girlfriend. Yeah, so super busy tonight. Oh, come over here. Let me give you a blow torch。不，抱歉，我今晚很忙。喔，Anthony，我很爱你。我也爱你，新女友。是，今晚实在太忙了。来这儿，我把喷灯给你。 | 
