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Have you ever been out on a date with a woman and gotten the feeling she’s not listening to anything you’re saying? Trust me, she’s trying very hard to focus on the words coming out of your mouth. However she’s much more preoccupied by all the thoughts running through her head. She’s ten steps ahead of you and will most likely spend the entire date trying to predict the answers to the following questions. 你有没有试过和女孩子出去约会，却发现她似乎没有在听你说话？相信我她其实有很努力的让自己专心听你说话。但是她脑子里的思绪让她实在不得不分心。其实她比你想得远多了，整场约会中她都会想得到以下几个问题的答案。 Women start stressing about this as soon as you both sit down at the table. Will you be offended if she doesn’t offer to pay or will you be offended if she does do the slow-motion “let me get my wallet” move? Put her fears to rest by telling her to order anything she wants because this meal is on you. 从你俩一坐下，女人就开始紧张兮兮的了。如果她不付帐的话，你会不会不高兴？如果她“掏钱包”的动作做慢了你会不会不爽？别让她紧张兮兮的了，直接告诉她点自己喜欢吃的东西吧，因为这一餐你买单。 Everything is going super great on the date. However, she’s debating if you expect to come home with her or if you think she’s a giant slut for even thinking that. Make your intentions clear from the outset by subtly sliding a handful of condoms across the table and mouthing “later.” | 
