Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 daughters. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitters to share the daily conversations he has with his girls. 大多数父母都会用拍照或拍视频的方式记录孩子的成长过程,而 James Breakwell则选择采用一种与众不同的方式记录他和4个女儿分享的时光。从2016年4月起,这位来自美国印第安纳波利斯的喜剧作家兼奶爸用推特分享了他与女孩们的日常对话。 1.7-year-old:All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class. 7岁女儿:上体操课的时候所有的男生都说他们比女生跑得快。 Me: What did you say? 我:你是怎么说的? 7:Nothing. I just beat them. 7岁女儿:没说什么。我就是把他们揍了一顿。 2.I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters. 我和女儿们玩《龙与地下室战棋》 They were supposed to fight the wolves surround a town. 她们的任务是打败围困城镇的恶狼。 Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army. 结果,她们给恶狼喂食,把这些恶狼收编到了自己的狼族军队里。 Girls, man. They’ll take over the world. |