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1. I decided to rename all the contacts in my phone with their spirit animals. Who the hell is eternal baby chinchilla ? 我决定把手机里的联系人全部重命名为他们的灵魂动物，谁是“永远的栗鼠宝宝”？ 2. 12 years ago I got really drunk at a college party and some guy at the party held my hair back while I threw up and walked me around the yard until I felt better. We’ve been married almost 7 years now. 12年前我读大学的时候，在一个聚会上醉得很厉害。一个在场的男孩帮我挽起头发，以免吐的时候沾到。还陪着我在院子里散步，直到我感觉好多了。现在我们已经结婚7年了。 3. I came home overserved andshowered my ID to my Dad at the front door of the house at 4amthniking it was another bar. My dad was in full cop uniform going to work. I got in but was not allowed out for a while. 我醉醺醺地回到家里，在大门口把身份证给我的爸爸看，那个时候是凌晨4点，我以为这是另外一个酒吧。我爸爸穿着全套警察制服，正准备去上班。他允许我进门，但我很久之后才被允许出门。 4. One time I got drunkwith an old teacherfrom high school and apparently, at some point duringthe night, I raised my head and asked him if I could use the bathroom. 有一次我跟一个高中老师旧识对饮，喝得醉醺醺的，我很清楚地记得，当晚某个时间，我举起手问他我能不能去上厕所。 | 
