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1. "It's a big city and you have the opportunity to meet new people constantly!" “城市这么大，你总能认识新的人！” Hahaha...no. Current mood 24/7: 哈哈哈……不是这样的！此刻的心情，以及每时每刻的心情如下： 2. Dating outside of your borough is basically a long-distance relationship, so bring a book on your *one hour* train ride. 和另一个区的人恋爱基本上就算异地恋了，所以长达*1小时*的火车上带本书吧。 Also, prepare to never see your friends again until their next birthday. 另外，做好心理准备，可能在朋友们下次过生日前，你都不会再见到他们了。 3. Those people who can't commit because the 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. work/life struggle is too real. 有好多人无法许下承诺，因为从早上九点到晚上九点都需要为工作或生活奋斗的状况实在是太现实了。 But don't take it personally. It may be you at some point, too. 但是不要以为这是针对你个人的，当然也可能在某种程度上就是针对你的。 4. Realizing that your date has five roommates and that sleepovers are your special burden from now on. 要意识到你的约会对象还有5个室友，从今往后，过夜都会变成你的特别负担。 Hope your room is clean! 希望你的房间干净整洁吧！ | 
