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In the bank... Tracy has too many coins and wants to have a twenty-dollar bill instead. So she goes to the bank. cashier: May I help you, Miss? Tracy: Yes. I have some coins that I need to change. cashier: That’s great! I can use some change. I’m almost out. Tracy: You must be very busy today, I guess. cashier: We’re always busy, but today it’s crazy. Now, how do you want it? The vending machine is out of order... Judy puts some quarters in the soda vending machine, but the machine is out of order... Judy: Oh, that’s great! I just lost another 50 cents in this stupid vending machine. Sophie: I’m not surprised. It’s always out of order. Judy: Yeah. It eats my money relentlessly. Sophie: OK. Let me try. You know what? Whenever things like this don’t work, hit it. And it’ll work. Judy: You mean, SOMETIMES! Sophie: (Hitting the vending machine hard.) Bang! Bang! Bang! Hmmm...it usually works. Judy: Let’s put a sign on it so that the same thing doesn’t happen to others. Borrow money from friend... Jim is broke. He wants to borrow some money from his friend Rose, only to find out that Rose is broke, too. | 
