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① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好. | 
