|
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man:He is really somebody.What does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的? 小孩：墓地守墓人。 Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。 Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that kills it. 史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇. 服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的. Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 | 
