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So Fast The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that hes in his brown suit. Shed specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; shed brought it especially for that occasion, and she was angy that the mortician left him in the same brown suit hed been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit shed brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, But madam! Its only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We cant possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time. The lady said, Whos paying for this? Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how hed been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads! 如此迅速 葬礼前，寡妇看了一眼她亲爱的丈夫。她惊恐地发现，丈夫穿着他棕色的西装。她事先特地要求穿寿衣的人给他穿上蓝色的西装。那是她特意为他做的。但令她惊奇的是，穿寿衣的人仍然给他穿着他被雷电击中时穿的棕色西装。 | 
