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1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 只有在美国叫pizza比叫救护车快。 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 只有在美国残疾人专用停车位被设在滑雪道前面。 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 只有在美国药店把售药窗口设在后门，要病人绕一大圈过去买；而用前门的好位子来向正常人出售香烟。 4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 只有在美国才有人点双份乳酪汉堡、大份炸薯条、外加一瓶无糖可乐。 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 只有在美国银行把大门全开，却把要营业的柜台封了。 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 只有在美国人们把上千美元的好车停在路边，把自家的车库用来停报废的破车。 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place. | 
