|
Funny New Year Resolutions Check out these funny and innovative New Year\'s Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself...Surely you will enjoy!! Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. 我决定今天不再穿着睡衣在客厅里宅一天，我要把电脑搬到卧室去。 I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. 我不会再把时间浪费在反省过去上，我要把它们用来担心未来。 I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses. 我不会再用那些借口跟老板请假了，我要想一些新的理由。 I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. 新年里，我要减少洗衣服的次数，多用除臭剂。 I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water. 我要尽可能避免洗澡，节省水资源。 Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. 向我的律师保证，再也不会喝醉了上拘留所。 I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.... 我要戒掉巧克力，完全地，绝对地，彻底地…… I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses. | 
