1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 自从我听说人还是死于天然原因者居多之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。 2.Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草。 3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 如果放在家里的东西找不回来,最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。 4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? 你是否注意到,这年头,自从有了数码摄录机,就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。 5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴,真纳闷。 6.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? |