孩子们眼中的世界总是童趣十足! 小时候的你一定常有新发现!还记得自己曾说过哪些至理名言,让大人哭笑不得吗?六一儿童节,我们一起来看看小盆友们的萌言萌语吧! 1. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. 老师:汤米,你为什么总是弄得这么脏? 汤米:嗯,因为我比您离地面近得多。 2. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. 老师:为什么迟到? 韦伯斯特:因为那个路标。 老师:哪个路标? 韦伯斯特:就是那个写着前方学校,请慢行的。 3. Why dont you get some expensive money?3 year old little girl 为什么你就不能拿些贵的钱? 4. Once Im done with kindergarten, Im going to find me a wife. Tom, 5 幼儿园毕业,我要给自己找个老婆。 5. Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck! Ricky, 7 就算你的妻子长得像个卡车,你也要夸她好看。 |