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[雅思英语写作] 雅思写作中的经典笑话

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  I dont have time to read, because I must study.

  Studying usually involves reading!

  I shared it by myself.

  You cannot share things with yourself!

  It has some disadvantages, because its good for their furture.

  Disadvantages are bad by definition!

  China is a big country, so we have four seasons.

  Small countries may have four seasons, too!

  She is a good person, because I know her father.

  The fact that you know her father doesnt mean she is a good person!

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  I am writing to express that I am going to receive the aid from you.

  Are you sure Im going to help you?

  I need some hands from you.

  I bet you mean a hand.

  More and more people are getting older.

  Whos getting younger?

  In my opinion, Im a student.

  Are you not sure?

  Pandas can give us the development.

  Sounds difficult.

  My ability make me couldnt study.

  ......especially in develolping and developed countries.

  And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed?

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