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How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb? All of them. Because that will generate employment and therefore more consumption, shifting the aggregate demand to the right. 换一个灯泡需要多少名凯恩斯主义经济学家? 全部。因为这将扩大就业，增加消费，并使总需求曲线向右移动。 Do you know what economists call a lottery? The Idiot Tax 经济学家管彩票叫什么? 傻瓜税。 Why did God create economists ? In order to make weather forecasters look good. 上帝为什么创造经济学家? 为了让天气预报看起来不那么糟。 A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island without food or supplies. A can of beans washes up on the beach. The physicist suggests that they improvise a machine to bash a hole in the can. The chemist suggests that they find a combination of substances that will weaken the metal. The economist says, "assume a can opener..." 三个人困在没有食物和给养的荒岛上，他们分别是物理学家、化学家和经济学家。这时，一罐豆子冲上了沙滩。 物理学家提议搭建一个机器在罐子上打洞。 | 
