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今天英语小编整理并分享搞笑英语话剧：《武松打虎》，欢迎大家继续关注英语网，我们将继续为你提供更多英语短剧，希望各位老师和同学能够喜欢。 第一幕：喝酒 武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气，唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous. 武松(见到酒店一家)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine! 小二：Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer? 武松：(晕晕乎乎地)How much is the XO? 小二：1880 ( 展示大瓶酒，醒目的标价)。 武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)(小二将酒瓶起开) 武松：(面怒，片刻无语)Open the window please!Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough. 小二：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are. 武松：Anything to eat? 小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza? 武松：Ten pizzas, please. | 
