英语短笑话:圣诞礼物 A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物 A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. 圣诞节来了,一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。 After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." 他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后,说到:“她不是想要辆四驱车吗。 "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?" 先生答:“是啊,(可以买到假钻石),可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢? |