Tom: Woman is problem! 女人就是麻烦! May: Why? You cannot say so if you cannot prove it! 为什么?如果你不能提供证据,你不能就这么随便乱说! Tom: Ok, let me show you some evidence. Have you ever learned math? 好的,让你给你点证据。你学过数学吗? May: Sure! 当然! Tom: You shall date with girls and buy them gifts from time to time so to find a woman you need time and money. 你必须跟女人约会,时不时地送她礼物,所以要找个女人你需要时间和金钱。 May: Yes, you can say so. 是的,你可以这么说。 Tom: And we all know time is money, so woman is money plus money. 我们都知道时间就是金钱,所以女人就是金钱乘以金钱。 May: Sounds interesting. 听起来很有趣。 Tom: Money is the roots of all problems, so money is problem. 金钱是一切麻烦的根源,所以金钱就是麻烦。 May: Then? 然后呢? Tom: Then you can easily get woman is problems! 然后你就可以轻易得出,女人就是麻烦! |