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1. Why does an entry-level position need 3+ years of experience? 1.为什么一个入门级职位需要3年以上工作经验？ 2. You need 5 professional references? 2.你需要5个职场人士写的推荐信？ I graduated, like, yesterday. 我好像是昨天才刚毕业的。 3. You want a “funny anecdote” in the body of your email? 3.你想要在电子邮件中写进一个“奇闻轶事”？ Sure! This one time, at band camp… 当然！这次在乐队营…… 4. Why do you need my social security number and drivers license number? 4.为什么你需要我的社会保险号和驾照号码？ It freaks me out a little. 这有点让我抓狂。 5. New job listing that I qualify for? Where? 5.（告诉我）我能胜任的工作？是什么？ Oh it’s a "commission-based" position. Great. 哦，是个基于佣金的职位。棒极了。 6. Would I like to know about these awesome bennies? Sure! 6.我想试试这些兴奋剂吗？当然！ Not getting my hopes up. 别让我燃起希望。 7. All I get is the auto-response email? 7.我得到的只有自动回复的邮件？ Okay. That’s fine. 好吧，很好。 8. Expected salary? 8.预期的薪水？ I don’t know, you tell me. Enough for me to eat? 我不知道，你告诉我。够我吃饭么？ | 
