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Wonders Every Five Miles 孔雀东南飞 Liu Lanzhi : Laura . Jiao Zhongqing : Peter . Liu’s mum : Helen Jiao’s mum : Rex . Liu’s brother : Hale . Matchmaker : Daizy Aside : Sushi Act 1 A：（深情，悲哀）The peacock and peahen fly to the southeast. (孔雀飞过，背景音乐1：枪声，孔雀应声倒下) (J上台，潇洒状) J： Hey,buddy!（对观众）Do you know who I am?(扇子打开：焦帅！)I live a happy life cause I have a great wife. Liu Lanzhi. (L上场，围裙，贤惠状)I love my wife so much and my wife love me too. We are just a perfect match! （L下场，帮J放衣服）But everything has its imperfection so as our duteous love. My mum is quite unsatisfied with Liu Lanzhi and I don’t know why！Here she is.(J下场) JM（拄拐棍上）：Liu Lanzhi! Liu Lanzhi! Come out!! L：（锅铲，围裙） I'm here! What's the matter, mum? JM： I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful, graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L: OK. My most beautiful, graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what's up? (端茶送水捶背按摩) JM： Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But…… JM： Never interrupt me! You've been so selfish, so silly, so unsophisticated…… | 
