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荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语剧本： Emperor and the Assassin 旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction)： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹(上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状)：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~(作杀状) 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才!这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate? | 
