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大学新生理查德来到学校，碰到很多有趣的人和有趣的事。 虽然是美国的，和中国国情很不一样，但可以 帮助了解美国文化。出场人物8-10人左右，出去不重要的和反串，4-6人即可，主人公有两个，理查德和他的女室友。 Richard Freshman Jeffrey R. Parenti x3942 1060 Morewood Box 2109 (The scene is a cafeteria. It is during lunch rush, and there are few empty tables. Enter Richard, who finds one and sits down with his nutritious lunch. He takes from his heavy backpack a letter from his mother. He begins reading:) Richard: "Dear Richard, Hey, Tiger, how are you? I hope you are adjusting well to college life. In a few days you will get the book I sent you: How To Be Happy At College." (Enter Girl, with lunch, desperately looking for an empty seat. Finally, she sees one next to Richard.) Girl (coming over): Is this seat taken? Richard (rather stunned): Uh -- no. Please, sit down. Girl: Thanks. (Sits.) (Richard clumsily hides the letter under his cheeseburger. After an awkward pause:) Girl: Say, what's your name? Richard: Uh, Richard. Girl: Are you sure? Richard: Yes. I'm Richard. (Sticks his hand out for her to shake.) Girl (glancing at his hand): Richard what? Richard: Richard Freshman. Girl: That's unfortunate. Richard: Pardon? Girl: Nothing. (Chuckles. Thinking out loud:) Richard Freshman. That's classic. What a stupid name. I mean, it's bad enough to have that name when you're a freshman, but. . . Even when you're a senior you'll still be a Freshman. (Nods | 
